Conundrums

I love the word Conundrum. Here are a few conundrums in my life:

I don't like Coldplay all that much, but I love the song Violet Hill so much that I usually will play it at least twice in a row when it comes up on my iPod.

Conversely, I love Jimi Hendrix and think he is one of the most amazing musicians of all time, but I almost always skip over his songs when they come up on my iPod.

I don't like grapes or anything artificially grape flavored, but I love me some wine!

I don't particularly like the kind of music genre of the band Red Fang, but they have THE BEST music videos.  So funny.  Check one out here:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuRKRFjm-HA

I absolutely love to cook, but most of the time it really doesn't turn out that great.

Tomatoes = Yum! Ketchup = Yuck!

I love hot weather and would love to live in a tropical climate, but my body can't actually handle the sun. I have to reapply SPF 45 or greater on at least an hourly basis and it's best if I just wear long sleeves outside.  I crave the sunshine but am forever bound to the shade.

During the week, I will happily take a nap in my car on my lunch hour instead of getting stuff done that I need to be getting done on my lunch hour (errands, etc), but on the weekends, no matter how tired I might be, I can't bring myself to be that restful because I feel like I am wasting time and need to get things done.

I am very much a "do what you want to do, live how you want to live, believe what you want to believe" kind of person, but I have the very strong opinion that birth control should be required until potential parents meet certain criteria (not necessarily financially). There should also be a limit on how many babies one can have. Do you really need more than three? No, you don't. (That said, I do love my nieces and nephews who are born after child #3 in a family...and I have a lot of them and many more to come....but still.)  If I didn't think it would be so distasteful of me to do so, I'd love to give a few in-laws a piece of my mind about it.

Hippies doing drugs couldn't bother me in the least.  White trash doing drugs whips me into a frenzy and I'm very judgmental about it.

Okay, so some of these are more just contradictions, but I think that contradictions and conundrums are pretty similar.

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