Watch Out, World!

Sally is in total bitch-mode. So while I’m here, I may as well revel in it for awhile. Ready? Here goes!




Eff you, politics. I hate you. I hate the slander and lies, I hate the littering of signs all over the road side and people’s yards, I hate that millions and millions of dollars are spent on campaigning. I hate that our government is so divided and broken. I hate that there are so many people who go only by party lines. I hate how much time is wasted by a politician telling me what their opponent hasn’t done/isn’t doing. I don’t care. Instead, tell me what you are going to do to fix the problems. Tell me more about your plans than your opinion of your opponent. Roseanne Barr for President!!! Man, I seriously love her.



I hate that there are still people out there who spend any iota of time or resources to see that certain rights be reserved only for certain people. Really? There are still people who don’t think that all human beings deserve the same rights? I can’t wait until the judgmental are judged.



Speaking of judgmental – am I the only person in the WORLD who doesn’t think Jessica Biel is good looking? I wouldn’t even consider her cute. Why does no one else see this? (Confidential to Justin Timberlake - you could do SO much better.  Have you met my friend Wendy?  You two would make a good match)



I hate all other drivers on the road. Especially the ones who are texting or talking on the phone while they drive. I can’t believe there are people who still do this even though we hear all the time about the horrible (and SO preventable) accidents this causes.



Speaking of preventable causes of death – really, smokers?



I can’t believe the shelf life that Reality TV has had. I hate reality TV and find it ludicrous that is it even called Reality TV because of all of the people I know none of them have lives that are, IN REALITY, that fucked up. Maybe watching that stuff just makes people feel better about their own lives. But really, there are better ways to go about feeling good about oneself. (That said, I am guilty as charged for watching One Tree Hill and really enjoying it. I know it isn’t reality TV, but shows like that are just as bad).

Aah - I feel better. In the words of Calvin "nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around."